mandag, november 29, 2004
Årets julegave ide.
Her er den så, årets julegave ide til manden (eller kvinden) som har alt.The Turd Twister!:
Her er hvad de selv siger om den.
The Turd Twister is a complete kit for shaping your turd into amazing designs, and it comes with a hilarious instruction manual. It's the Ultimate Gift for the person who has everything, including a "twisted" sense of humor!
Her er et par eksempler på hvad The Turd Twister indeholder....
torsdag, november 25, 2004
I dag er det Thanksgiving
Things you can only say at Thanksgiving.
1) Talk about a huge breast!
2) Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3) It's Cool Whip time!
4) If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5) Whew, that was one terrific spread!
6) I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7) Are you ready for seconds yet?
8) It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9) Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10) Don't play with your meat.
11) Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12) Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13) I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14) You still have a little bit on your chin.
15) How long will it take after you stick it in?
16) You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17) Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18) That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19) How long do I beat it before it's ready?
1) Talk about a huge breast!
2) Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3) It's Cool Whip time!
4) If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5) Whew, that was one terrific spread!
6) I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7) Are you ready for seconds yet?
8) It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9) Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10) Don't play with your meat.
11) Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12) Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13) I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14) You still have a little bit on your chin.
15) How long will it take after you stick it in?
16) You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17) Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18) That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19) How long do I beat it before it's ready?
